Wilma Ballsdrop

The wicked 7-foot woman from Wales! 

All dragged up and ready to parade! From Adele to Abba, be prepared for a night that will be forever etched in your memory!

Discovered in a cardboard box on Chippy Lane in 196_, um, 1994, Wilma's parents were discovered to be Ruth Madoc and Harry Secombe, conceived backstage at a Pwllheli Butlins variety show. 

Wilma's career has careered from being a hand model for Atrixo, the face of B&Q, playing a Dementor at Harry Potter World and as a body double for the alien queen in 'Aliens' (a fortnight in black skintight PVC!). 

Being Welsh of course, Wilma can belt it with the best of them, Shirley, Tom, Bonnie and even Shakin' Stevens, as well as musical theatre classics, disco standards and the greatest singalongs from the Fifties to the present day, from ABBA to Ob-La-Di , and the Bee Gees to Amarillo.